Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  My Blade is Fury 2023

  Watched 18 Sep 2023

  Hopping on here to say my newest short My Blade is Fury is premiering at the Twelve Lions Film Festival in Lexington KY on October 1st— it’s only a $5 ticket for my block so come by if you can!

Recent reviews

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  The Picture of Dorian Gray 1945

  ★★★ Watched 28 Nov 2023

  Seems to only read into the surface parable / fairy tale aspect of Wilde’s damn near proto-postmodern work so not really much to chew on here but nothing terribly offensive. Some nice 3-strip technicolor though!

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  The Nice Guys 2016

  Rewatched 25 Nov 2023

  How’d you know my name was buddy?

  The general conceit / switcheroo of pornography being a vessel for good and justice in a hard boiled L.A landscape is the most subtly funny aspect of this. But the best joke is still the aforementioned “buddy” line.

Popular reviews

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  Tiptoes 2003

  ½ Watched 17 May 2019

  “Have you ever been sexually active with a little person?”
  “Oh you know, just kid stuff.”

  WHAT

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  The Steamroller and the Violin 1961

  ★★★★ Watched 17 Apr 2019

  [whispering to my girlfriend while watching The Steamroller and the Violin when the steamroller first appears on the screen] That’s the steamroller.