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All my favorite singers couldn’t sing.

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Favorite films

  • Yi Yi
  • Lost Highway
  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
  • City Lights

Recent activity

  • The Picture of Dorian Gray


  • The Nice Guys

  • May December


  • Planes, Trains and Automobiles

Pinned reviews

  • My Blade is Fury

    My Blade is Fury

    Hopping on here to say my newest short My Blade is Fury is premiering at the Twelve Lions Film Festival in Lexington KY on October 1st— it’s only a $5 ticket for my block so come by if you can!

Recent reviews

  • The Picture of Dorian Gray

    The Picture of Dorian Gray


    Seems to only read into the surface parable / fairy tale aspect of Wilde’s damn near proto-postmodern work so not really much to chew on here but nothing terribly offensive. Some nice 3-strip technicolor though!

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    How’d you know my name was buddy?

    The general conceit / switcheroo of pornography being a vessel for good and justice in a hard boiled L.A landscape is the most subtly funny aspect of this. But the best joke is still the aforementioned “buddy” line.

Popular reviews

  • Tiptoes



    “Have you ever been sexually active with a little person?”
    “Oh you know, just kid stuff.”


  • The Steamroller and the Violin

    The Steamroller and the Violin


    [whispering to my girlfriend while watching The Steamroller and the Violin when the steamroller first appears on the screen] That’s the steamroller.