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  • Lawrence of Arabia
  • Mulholland Drive
  • All That Jazz
  • Army of Shadows

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  • Titane

    ★★★½

  • Blonde

    ★★★

  • Don't Worry Darling

    ★★½

  • Carnal Knowledge

    ★★★★

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  • Titane

    Titane

    ★★★½

    Peak “I’m not the step-dad, I’m the dad who stepped up” cinema.

  • Blonde

    Blonde

    ★★★

    [Netflix editing room]
    Editor: So why is Marilyn the way she is?
    Andrew: It’s her daddy.
    *Editor slaps him*
    E: I said I want the truth!
    A: It’s her unborn baby.
    *Editor slaps him again*
    A: It’s her daddy.
    *Editor slaps again and again*
    E: I said I want the truth!
    A: It’s her unborn baby AND her daddy!

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  • X

    X

    ★★★½

    Finally, a horror movie that caters to softcore porn enthusiasts and AARP subscribers!

  • The Card Counter

    The Card Counter

    ★★½

    Oscar Isaac counts cards. The audience counts sheep.