• Groundhog Day

    Groundhog Day

    ★★★★½

    Bill Murray almost commiting a murder-suicide on his third day in the loop seems a little aggressive but maybe that’s just me

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★½

    Me, after Keanu shoots Nameless Henchman #427 in the head: “Woah”

  • Barbie

    Barbie

    ★★★★

    Spent my whole life pretending to be a Ken, when it turns out I’ve been Tanner the pooping dog this whole time 🫠

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    ★★★★

    Not as good as Fallout, basically the only dialogue is exposition and the stunts in general are less spectacular, but I was still completely entertained for almost three hours so what can I say..

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2

    ★★★½

    Actually has a killer soundtrack

  • Glengarry Glen Ross

    Glengarry Glen Ross

    ★★★★½

    An unreal amount of all-time acting performances in one movie. Jack Lemmon in particular deserved much more attention for this

  • The Father

    The Father

    ★★★★½

    Me on hour 27 of a shift

  • The Lord of the Rings

    The Lord of the Rings

    ★★★★

    Turns out LOTR is such a good story you can make a hilariously animated cartoon out of it and i’ll still cry

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★½

    When murph leaves him 😖😖😖😖😖

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

    ★★★★

    Weenie-themed cinema!

  • Taxi Driver

    Taxi Driver

    ★★★★★

    De Niro crushes this

  • Moonstruck

    Moonstruck

    Didn’t expect “Nic Cage with a claw hand” to join my rotation of recurring nightmares but here we are