"Red is the color of lust, but Green... Green is what is left behind" -Essel
-2021 Ranked: boxd.it/aL2Ys
If I was on a quest and I saw Barry Keoghan.... I would be terrified.
The Green Knight is beautiful and weird and confusing and that is my fucking jam so I loved it. It's the sort of film that assholes try to explain to you but honestly I don't even need the explanation to love it... I love having questions that…
"Life is brutal" -Bill Baker,
-2021 Ranked: boxd.it/aL2Ys
Two hours and twenty minutes... now that's brutal.
This movie is fine to good and very little else needs to be said about it... but I'll say a bit. Matt Damon is good in it... It's too damn long but most individual scenes are fine... it's got a weird structure to it that I actually kind of liked because it felt more true to life.... it's funnier than I thought it would…
"Don't ever...ever... EVER... call me stupid!" -Otto
- FC Second Anniversary Scavenger Hunt: boxd.it/cO2m8
"Watch a movie you haven't watched since you were a little kid"
So when I was like 9 I was allowed to watch this movie but my mom made me leave the theater for the sex scene... well now I'm 42 and I watched the sex scene mom and there's nothing you can do about it you asshole!!!!!!!
P.S. Cast amazing... mostly holds up comedy.
"I'm sorry" -Prisca
- 2021 Ranked: boxd.it/aL2Ys
- Shyamalan Ranked: boxd.it/2qcOy
Why don't their beards grow?
This was my second watch and it didn't go quite as well as the first but overall I still enjoy it. I think with the tension of not understanding everything gone, this second time I couldn't help but focus on how little of this makes sense... to the point that it feels kind of lazy as opposed to just being harmless little plot-holes. A…
"There was too much money to be made off of her suffering" -Wesley Morris,
- 2021 Ranked: boxd.it/aL2Ys
This is legitimately scary.
We destroyed a woman for no real reason. I have to admit that I naively bought into the "Britney is just crazy and horrible" media circus. I also have been guilty of saying that if someone is a celebrity they deserve what they get when it comes to media scrutiny. I was definitely wrong.
This is a well…
This movie is fine but its target demographic is 4-10 year olds that aren't scaredy cats.
10 Better Things to do Than Critically Evaluate this as an Adult:
(1) Criticize a foreign film without subtitles because you didn't understand the language.
(2) Criticize the local news for having a depressing ending.
(3) Tell a child that her taste in music sucks.
(4) Read a child psychology book
(5) Call Mr. Rogers a commie bastard.
(6) Talk to people in the…
