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Favorite films

  • Braindead
  • Wild Strawberries
  • Faces Places
  • The Girlfriend Experience

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  • Barry Lyndon

    ★★★★★

  • Charlie Chan in Egypt

  • The Strangers

  • Steamboat Round the Bend

    ★★

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  • Love Lies Bleeding

    Love Lies Bleeding

    ★★★★½

    “I fucking love you!” -Lou,

    An A24 film with Kristen Stewart and a cat…. Yeah I liked it. I experienced joy, pain, excitement, shock, adoration, nausea, and arousal all in 105 minutes!!! See it often!

  • Robot Dreams

    Robot Dreams

    ★★★★½

    "____________________" - It's a silent film,

    - 2023: boxd.it/l1iq4

    That song really is great.

    Friendship can be so beautiful and heartbreaking. I love that this film keeps things light but still has a real emotional punch to it. The animation is charming and the way they fill in the world is quite entertaining, and impressive to boot. I worried that with no dialogue I would be occasionally bored but the story really takes you on a journey and is constantly…

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  • Barry Lyndon

    Barry Lyndon

    ★★★★★

    "Come, come, sir. I'm a man who would rather be known as a cuckold than a fool." - Charles Lyndon,

    - Kubrick: boxd.it/1CabE

    My wife and I love this movie and this time she said "The point is, he's a bag of dicks living in a world full of dickbags" and I think that sums up this movie quite nicely.... it's great.

  • Charlie Chan in Egypt

    Charlie Chan in Egypt

    "Sorry" - Charlie Chan,

    It's fucking wild that we used to think Yellowface and Blackface was okay. Totally fucking wild. Also, this was super boring.

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  • The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

    The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2

    ★★★★

    I really like the cat. This series is just as much about the journey of the cat as it is about the journey of Katniss.

  • Creep

    Creep

    ★★★★½

    Let me be clear about this. In no context will I ever videotape someone's tubby time for them.