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  • Rebel Without a Cause

    Rebel Without a Cause


    "What can you do when you have to be a man?" - Jim,

    - Unspooled- AFI 100 Rewatch/Rerank:
    - Daily Horror Hunt #11 (May 2019):
    Task #1: "Choose a film from my 'favorite films' list and don't make fun of me" (20/31 Completed).

    Cops in the 1950s sure seem a lot nicer than today.

    So this is James Dean huh? Alright, I'm in. In Rebel Without a Cause, Jim (James Dean) and his family he's meh about move…

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum


    "It's an honor to meet you Mr. Wick" - One of them,

    - 2019 Ranked:

    Stay away from libraries kids... nothing good ever happens at a library!

    In part 2, John Wick broke the rules and now in part 3 everyone wants to kill him because of that... but he's John fucking Wick... that's the plot. I love everything about this movie and I spontaneously applauded once.

    I really can't think of a film where I have found the…

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  • God Told Me To

    God Told Me To


    "The Irish have waited all year for this event and you're not going to ruin it for them, you understand?" - Detective,

    - Larry Cohen Rankings:
    - Scavenger Hunt #50 (May 2019):
    Task 11. "Watch a film that you haven't seen yet by a director that you like" (22/31 Completed)

    I don't know why this is so shocking, the Republican Party has been using this excuse since the Reagan administration.

    What I enjoy most about Larry Cohen's films…

  • Maria



    "You know why Cain killed Abel?... Because Abel was a fucking pussy like you are" - Victor (the worst actor in the film to the other bad actor).

    - Scavenger Hunt #50:
    Task 21. Watch an original film from a streaming service (19/31 Complete)

    I wonder what percent of trips to the ladies room result in full out knife fights... can't be more than what... 78%?

    Maria is a normal married mom... but she's not, she used to be…

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  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “I get emails from a raccoon so nothing sounds crazy anymore” -Natasha, 

    Spoiler Edition/Second Watch: TONY AND NATASHA ARE DEAD!!!! Suck on that spoiler cops.

    I'm probably going to watch one more time and then write about it as a movie, but here is some stuff I am processing.

    (1) The scene with Iron Man and Nebula playing paper football is soooo fantastic. You are watching Nebula learn to care and enjoy herself. Nebula is one of the best arcs…

  • Avengers: Endgame

    Avengers: Endgame


    "My legacy is secure, I can die now" Patton Oswalt (NIF) channeling how the Russo brothers must feel

    - MCU Rankings:
    - 2019 Ranked:

    You'd think there'd be at least one ugly superhero... just one?

    Haters will hate but I love this investment in high budget, long-form storytelling. Infinity Wars/Endgame is one of my favorite epic stories told on the big screen and I'm psyched. It's like an Action Adventure Soap Opera and that's what all of my dreams are like. IT PAID OFF EVERYONE!!!!! IT'S GREAT!!!!!