"That's what happens when you're pregnant." -Debbie,

- Friday the 13th Ranked: boxd.it/1o5Oo

Debbie's unborn child isn't included in Jason's kill count for this film because the liberal media won't let it be.

These 3D effects are sick! That yo-yo blew my fucking mind... it felt like I was really under a yo-yo. That looked like someone was really juggling apples and oranges. I felt like I was actually getting shot in the fucking eye...this is really going to take off. Other than Captain EO I've never been this amazed by the visual arts.

P.S. At one point someone is thrown through a window and I would love for Mythbusters to reproduce that amazing feat of strength.