Julian Morris

Julian Morris

My Philosophy: a 100 dollar shine for a 3 dollar pair of boots.

Favorite films

  • It's a Wonderful Life
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • The Birdcage
  • La La Land

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  • The Ritual

    ★★★★

  • Mulholland Drive

    ★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    ★★★★★

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    ★★★★½

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  • The Ritual

    The Ritual

    ★★★★

    May be the most beautifully shot horror movie I’ve ever seen. Everything is just so aesthetically pleasing.

    Just a really cool movie monster too.

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★

    If I have to look up a YouTube video to explain everything to me after watching a movie, then what’s the point of watching the movie?? 

    Once explained to me I thought it was cool but jeez my curiosity never was satisfied because there is just too many questions in my mind that didn’t get fully answered.

    You can make the argument that says, “well, you just don’t understand surrealism in film,” and to that I say, “I don’t care.”

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  • No Sudden Move

    No Sudden Move

    ★★★★

    So I had no idea this was a thing until it popped up on my HBO Max. I’m always in tuned with movie news and what directors are doing and for some reason this just wasn’t on my radar. Shame on me.

    Oh yea, the movie. Well. Fuck. Yea. It’s really freaking good. With Logan Lucky and the Oceans movies, Steven Soderbergh has truly grasped his crime/heist movies and has truly set a standard for this subgenre.

    Brendan Fraser is also in this movie.

  • Scent of a Woman

    Scent of a Woman

    ★★★★½

    Yaba daba doo.
    Ol’ Al is really packing some heat with this incredibly horny retired Lieutenant Colonel. 

    Some say he only got the Oscar as an apology for not giving it to him for either of the first 2 Godfather films. But idk man, he was stellar and fully embraced this character. He deserved it.