*Seinfeld theme stars playing*
Jerry: What is with these long movies? You’re sitting there for five hours having the most emotional experience in your life and you still have a movie’s length left.
And another thing is how artsy they make it. You’d think these foreign cinephiles don’t really like any color that isn’t black and white. Either that or they just haven’t invented color in those countries yet.
*Seinfeld theme fades*
*Cut to apartment*