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  • Cha Cha Real Smooth

    ★★★★

  • Salut les Cubains

    ★★★★

  • The Tribe

    ★★★½

  • Strange World

    ★★★½

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  • Satantango

    Satantango

    ★★★★★

    *Seinfeld theme stars playing*

    Jerry: What is with these long movies? You’re sitting there for five hours having the most emotional experience in your life and you still have a movie’s length left.

    *Crowd laughs*

    And another thing is how artsy they make it. You’d think these foreign cinephiles don’t really like any color that isn’t black and white. Either that or they just haven’t invented color in those countries yet.

    *Crowd laughs*

    *Seinfeld theme fades*

    *Cut to apartment*

    *Seinfeld…

  • The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl

    ★★★★★

    This movie is so good that i became Shark boy

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