Julia

Gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss. Nicolas Cage fanatic. I watch a lot of trash. Opinions are my own.

Favorite films

  • Whiplash
  • Portrait of a Lady on Fire
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Hereditary

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  • Halloween Kills

    ★★

  • Gone Girl

    ★★★★½

  • Midsommar

    ★★★★½

  • The Fly

    ★★★★

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  • Halloween Kills

    Halloween Kills

    ★★

    I think this takes the cake as the horror movie with the dumbest characters. Instead of checking out a creepy noise, fucking RUN

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★★★★

    “Does that make it more tragic or less tragic than if he has a choice?” 

    Ari Aster described Hereditary as a movie “from the perspective of the sacrificial lamb.” Hereditary’s true horror isn’t its gore or graphic violence: it’s the utter powerlessness and naivety of the Graham family as tragedy, trauma, and terrifying forces completely destroy them. One of the main themes of Hereditary is fate, which is set for Annie and her family before the movie even begins. Annie’s…

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  • The Room

    The Room

    ★★★★★

    “I’m gonna do what I want to do and that’s it...What do you think I should do?”

  • The Empire Strikes Back

    The Empire Strikes Back

    ★★★★★

    “Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter.”
    “The force is with you young Skywalker, but you are not a Jedi yet.”
    “Do or do not, there is no try.”
    “I am altering the deal, pray I do not alter it any further.”

    I could probably write a full page of all my favorite quotes from this movie. But seriously, what else can I say that hasn’t already been said about The Empire Strikes Back? This still is the high point…