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  • The Perfect Date

    The Perfect Date

    ½

    absolute fiery poopy garbage that isn’t even worth a fairy fart 

    also who let budget Louie C.K. near those 30 year old “teenagers”

  • The Nice Guys

    The Nice Guys

    ★★½

    the scene where Ryan’s character calmly breaks through a dingey window to investigate something and accidentally lacerates his arm and then it jump cuts to an ambulance scene where’s he’s chain smoking is a perfect encapsulation of this movies weird, offbeat, and sometimes stanky charm 


    unresolved questions 
    + how big is Chet’s dick?
    + why did Ryan’s character resort to shaving his face in the car when he has no job that requires him to be somewhere at a specific time, and he could have done it at home easily 
    + did the fish live?

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  • Captain Marvel

    Captain Marvel

    ★★

    how the absolute hell did Jude Law pick this as the first movie to show off his newly minted hair plugs when he would so CLEARLY have been a better fit for the favorite or something like that. looks great tho 

    i fell asleep at about the 45min mark right as the weird sexual deviant guy from dark knight rises has a crouching tiger battle with Samuel L Jackson’s favorite glory days daydream while he also yells about how red and American his blood is 

    brie larsons performance is tepid as  🤷🏻‍♂️


    skip this and go rewatch Thor Ragnarok

  • The Favourite

    The Favourite

    ★★★★

    firstly - this is nic hoult’s BEST role to date. witty and rapid with just a tastefully sprinkling of douchebag. nobility - but make it fashion and also aaron soorkin

    second, this film really is fucking fun. like really fun. the banter was fun and I enjoyed a lot about the setting, especially how lighthearted it was shown to be. 

    fun fun fun