absolute fiery poopy garbage that isn’t even worth a fairy fart 

also who let budget Louie C.K. near those 30 year old “teenagers”

the scene where Ryan’s character calmly breaks through a dingey window to investigate something and accidentally lacerates his arm and then it jump cuts to an ambulance scene where’s he’s chain smoking is a perfect encapsulation of this movies weird, offbeat, and sometimes stanky charm 

unresolved questions 
+ how big is Chet’s dick?
+ why did Ryan’s character resort to shaving his face in the car when he has no job that requires him to be somewhere at a specific time, and he could have done it at home easily 
+ did the fish live?

how the absolute hell did Jude Law pick this as the first movie to show off his newly minted hair plugs when he would so CLEARLY have been a better fit for the favorite or something like that. looks great tho 

i fell asleep at about the 45min mark right as the weird sexual deviant guy from dark knight rises has a crouching tiger battle with Samuel L Jackson’s favorite glory days daydream while he also yells about how red and American his blood is 

brie larsons performance is tepid as  🤷🏻‍♂️

skip this and go rewatch Thor Ragnarok

firstly - this is nic hoult’s BEST role to date. witty and rapid with just a tastefully sprinkling of douchebag. nobility - but make it fashion and also aaron soorkin

second, this film really is fucking fun. like really fun. the banter was fun and I enjoyed a lot about the setting, especially how lighthearted it was shown to be. 

fun fun fun