• To All the Boys I've Loved Before

    To All the Boys I've Loved Before

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    was this sponsored by subway?????

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

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    girlboss: the movie

  • Boogie Nights

    Boogie Nights

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    literally the only thing i could think about during this is how spot on andy samberg’s impression of mark wahlberg is

  • Tangled

    Tangled

    mother gothel milf gaslighter

  • Normal People

    Normal People

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    ouchie that hurt

  • How to Train Your Dragon 2

    How to Train Your Dragon 2

    hey siri how do i marry an animated fictional character

  • Zombieland

    Zombieland

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    the fact that a movie exists where jesse eisenberg kisses emma stone... this is how i win

  • Malcolm & Marie

    Malcolm & Marie

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    the only thing i took away from this movie is confirmation that the lego movie is one of the greatest movies to ever exist

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

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    every review i’ve made on this movie is about colin firth and they will continue to only be about colin firth

  • Sorry to Bother You

    Sorry to Bother You

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    i don’t even what what the fuck what just happened

  • Bridget Jones's Diary

    Bridget Jones's Diary

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    no this has gone too far how am i supposed to live while carrying the weight of a massive crush on colin firth wtf

  • The Great Gatsby

    The Great Gatsby

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    i cannot take this shit seriously if you’re gonna put kanye and lana in a movie set in the 1920s