"Photography is truth. Cinema is truth twenty-four times per second."

My rating system is as coherent as the Rambo movie titles.

Favorite films

  • 2001: A Space Odyssey
  • Before Sunrise
  • Seven Samurai
  • Rear Window

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  • Keep an Eye Out


  • The Worst Person in the World


Recent reviews

  • Werewolf by Night

    Werewolf by Night


    I appreciate Marvel's willingness to branch out into other genres, but putting a black and white filter over some clearly digital footage with modern framing composition and filled with the usual MCU-style action stunts and cgi does not make this feel anything like a 1930's horror film.

  • Bodies Bodies Bodies

    Bodies Bodies Bodies


    Strongest character was the iPhone battery that lasted an entire night with the flashlight on

Popular reviews

  • 2 Days in Paris

    2 Days in Paris


    Me: Mom, can I have Before Sunset?

    Mom: No, we have Before Sunset at home

    Before Sunset at home:

  • Mom and Dad

    Mom and Dad


    I didn't know soundtracks could have an identity crisis.