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  • The Woman in the Window

    The Woman in the Window

    This was top-to-bottom terrible. I still can’t believe it. What a stunningly bad film. Easily the worst thing I’ve seen all year.

  • Jackass: The Movie

    Jackass: The Movie

    ★★★½

    What a re-watch. Overall still absolutely outrageous and hysterical, but wow a lot of the material in Japan ages poorly. Also a lotta Stars and Bars memorabilia floating around.

    Definitely the closest I've come to throwing up during a WHM commentary recording—and that includes the several reckless Power Hours we did watching those Twilight movies.

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  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler

    UPDATE: It's now been four months since I've seen this film. I think about it at least once a day, and have every day, since June the 14th. Yes, this is a one-star review, but in reality, it's a secret four-star affair.

    It's like Napoleon Dynamite, The Room, Swamp Thing and Todd Solondz beat each other to death inside a Tim & Eric sketch, all set to a soundtrack from a Dan Deacon copycat.

    The titular 'Greasy Strangler' looks like famed…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    This is, by the absolute loosest human understanding of the word, a movie.