Andrew Jupin

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1/4 of we hate movies | film programmer | physical media collector | cocktail maker | profane loudmouth with a heart of gold

Favorite films

  • Stop Making Sense
  • The Big Lebowski
  • Halloween
  • Duck Soup

Recent activity

  • Die Hard 2


  • Best. Christmas. Ever!


  • Escaping Twin Flames


  • Thanksgiving


Recent reviews

  • Die Hard 2

    Die Hard 2


    It's by far the weakest of the original three, no question, but it still has its moments and I've seen it at least 20 times. Sadler's stunning beginning-of-movie nudity is still fantastic—helluva way to introduce a character, doing Tai Chi to the morning news on television.

    Needed more Reginald VelJohnson, like all movies.

  • Best. Christmas. Ever!

    Best. Christmas. Ever!


    Truly abysmal stuff here. Heather Graham’s character is one of the most despicable people ever to grace a Christmas film. The character spends most of the movie being absolutely humiliated at every turn on top of being super-shitty to everyone in her path. The entire situation is one super-awkward douche chill. There were moments that made my skin crawl. I was pretty surprised Jason Biggs managed to make it through the whole movie without debasing himself in some way. Biggs…

Popular reviews

  • The Greasy Strangler

    The Greasy Strangler

    UPDATE: It's now been seven years since I've seen this film. I think about it at least once a day, and have every day, since June the 14th, 2016. Yes, this is a one-star review, but in reality, it's a secret four-star affair.

    It's like Napoleon Dynamite, The Room, Swamp Thing and Todd Solondz beat each other to death inside a Tim & Eric sketch, all set to a soundtrack from a Dan Deacon soundalike.

    The titular 'Greasy Strangler' looks like…

  • Mortal Kombat: Annihilation

    Mortal Kombat: Annihilation


    This is, by the absolute loosest human understanding of the word, a movie.