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  • Overlord



    Keeping my parents from watching an inconsequential Liam Neeson action movie and showing them zombie Nazi fights?
    Daughter of the year.

  • Joker



    Similiar to It: Chapter 2 I was down to clown but the movie failed to deliver.
    And two hours of close-ups of an emaciated Joaquin Phoenix can really make you question if evolution was worth it.

Popular reviews

  • The Death & Life of John F. Donovan

    The Death & Life of John F. Donovan

    Can you imagine cutting Jessica Chastain out of your movie...why even bother releasing it after that.

  • The Shape of Water

    The Shape of Water


    I really wanted to love this and in terms of production design and atmosphere it definitely swept me off my feet but the story felt rushed, the relationship between the main characters underdeveloped and boy oh boy did it lack subtlety in certain areas. Spelling it out for your viewers time after time again really doesn't foster a sense of magic.