Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Apr 2022 2

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  i can't think of a single film that wouldn't benefit from a naked final boss battle inside an active volcano

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  Once Upon a Time… in Hollywood 2019

  ★★½ Watched 17 Aug 2019 2

  maybe stop spending your clams on feet pics... and hire a goddamn editor, bitch!

Recent reviews

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  Past Lives 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 24 Sep 2023

  starting libra season off with a full body evisceration... let me tell you something... this one had me sobbing for pretty much the entire runtime... gonna go sit and yearn now... doing fine, thanks for asking x

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  Bottoms 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Barbie AU where they kill all of the Kens, as they should 😌

Popular reviews

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  Megamind 2010

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 16 Sep 2016 51

  megamind > the godfather

  delete your account if you don't agree

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  Love Actually 2003

  ★★★½ Rewatched 26 Dec 2016 21

  What the fuck was Andrew Lincoln's back up plan going to be if Chiwetel Ejiofor had answered the door instead of Keira Knightley...