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Claire's Knee 1970
In some respects this might be a better Lolita adaptation than Kubrick's actual treatment of Nabokov. Like that novel, Claire's Knee is set so deeply within its protagonist's warped perspective…
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Claire's Knee 1970
as someone who has certainly never engaged a significantly younger woman in an ostentatiously platonic conversation about my long-term relationship... couldn’t relate
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Claire's Knee 1970
it kinda sucks that i look like jérôme because he is undoubtedly one of the biggest pieces of shit in all of cinema lol
discussed alongside Basic Instinct here: soundcloud.com/extendedclip/114-the-sexy-episode-featuring-a-girl
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