CHAMPAGNE AND BULLET

The lack of poodle in this version is unfortunate.

The addition of many new songs crooned by Writer/Director/Star/Producer John De Hart is excellent.

Cutting out all the sexual assault in GETEVEN was a smart move.

Cutting out all the slow and uncomfortable sex between De Hart and his unfortunate partner was a mistake. How will we know he's a bonafide lover if we don't see him go to the bone zone for what feels like hours?