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  • The Worst Person in the World

    The Worst Person in the World


    Sometimes I think I am the worst person in the world.

    The longer I think about it, the more I start to realize that we all are. We jump from main character to spectator back and forth, constantly in search for our place in this universe while craving unlimited validation and look for that one person who steps into our lives and assures us that it's okay to keep reinventing ourselves. There is no need to turn the light switch…

  • Little Women

    Little Women


    Every once in a while you'll stumble across a film that makes you feel every possible emotion during it’s runtime. You'll catch yourself having a stupid grin on your face, but starting to cry in the very next moment. You have prepared yourself to watch it - being way too over-excited and this makes you feel worried that you're setting yourself up for disappointment, because you hyped it up for months and months but thankfully it turns out to be…

Recent reviews

  • Nope



    How can the CW headquarter sleep at night knowing that Jordan fucking Peele roasted their entire network to shreds?!

  • La La Land

    La La Land


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    La La Land in Emojis:

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Popular reviews

  • Black Swan

    Black Swan


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    the scene where nina pulls off her cuticle is the scariest scene in the history of cinema and will haunt me forever

  • Persuasion



    Jane Austen: There could have never been two hearts so open, no tastes so similar, no feelings so in unison, no countenances so beloved. Now they were as strangers; nay, worse than strangers, for they could never become acquainted. It was a perpetual estrangement.

    Netflix: Now we're worse than exes, we're friends.

    ...and that tells you everything you need to know about this adaptation. (I also fell asleep during it)