Blockers ★★★★

► Gonzo's 2018 Movie Rankings

"I'd rather eat ten dicks than one Mound!"

The best teen sex comedy ever.

Yup, EVER.

Better than Superbad.

Better than Fast Times.

Better than all American Pies combined.

Who knew these movies could be filled with dick and butt jokes, and yet be sneakily smart, thoughtful, open-minded, and heartwarming too?

So many classic scenes and so many great lines coming at you at a rapid-fire pace that you'd wanna go see it again immediately.

Leslie Mann, John Cena, and Ike Barinholtz are FUCKING HILARIOUS.

Kay Cannon, get ready, 'cause you're about to be in demand.

I haven't laughed this hard at the theaters in years.

A certified crowd-pleaser.

Go see it with friends. Go see it in a packed house.

Blockers comes recommended.

Best Parts: The group chat emoji scene. The car scene. Overly specific sob stories. Watching others have sex. Butt-chugging. The other car scene. The blindfold scene. Sneaking out.

The Scorecard:
Direction: ★★★★
Acting: ★★★★
Writing: ★★★★
Editing: ★★★★
Visuals: ★★★½
Sound: ★★★½
Entertainment: ★★★★½
Overall Rating: ★★★★

P.S.: The drooling emoji 🤤 is now officially the cum face emoji and nothing else.