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  • Operation Odessa

    Operation Odessa


    Not a great film but gotta love a good funny crime story with bigger than life characters.

  • Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

    Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


    Tim Burton and Danny Elfman team up to create the worst possible spectacle for your eyes and ears.

Popular reviews

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049


    glad ridley didn't do it but they still kinda did the same thing as with star wars except it's not for kids & han solo acts better. beautiful bits but also long/so much explaining. cyberpunk is all commercialized nostalgia now.

  • Ad Astra

    Ad Astra


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I was expecting an even worse interstellar but instead got a good the martian??!!

    Clearly trying to stand on the shoulders of so many giants (2001, sunshine, etc.), this is another space heart of darkness. It's constantly making sure you get the subtext and its surface-level metafors, also did you know ad astra is latin? However if you look past the derivativity this is kind of a fun space comedy adventure?

    In this movie, Brad Pitt:
    -fights a space monkey…