Kielan Ellis

Kielan Ellis


Pasta-Man in constant pursuit of watching more movies than Will Gotlib.
(He/Him) • Toronto, ON

Favorite films

  • Before Sunrise
  • Bicycle Thieves
  • Fargo
  • Spider-Man 2

Recent activity

  • Scream 2


  • The 40 Year Old Virgin

  • Scream


  • Harry Potter 20th Anniversary: Return to Hogwarts

Pinned reviews

  • Twin Peaks: The Return

    Twin Peaks: The Return


    Twin Peaks The Return

    Twin Peaks is the best tv show I've ever seen - and its a masterpiece. It's slow and methodical, it's random and abrasive, it's shocking, deafening, truly heartbreaking and exceedingly desensitizing. It's perfect in all of its constant imperfections, including but not limited to a second season which is, for the most part, dreadful.

    Somehow, this strangely enchanting universe has a hold of you from the moment Dale Cooper enters Twin Peaks and ponders out loud…

Recent reviews

  • Scream 2

    Scream 2


    Nowhere near the first one in terms of literally anything about it except for Liev Shreiber, who put on a Midwestern masterclass, and the whole Dewy/Courtney Cox love story because I’ll watch that forever.

  • The 40 Year Old Virgin

    The 40 Year Old Virgin

    This has no business being two hours long, but I got to watch Set Rogen and Paul Rudd for part of those two hours, which is something.

Popular reviews

  • Dear Evan Hansen

    Dear Evan Hansen


    I can’t even remotely start to articulate how little I give a shit.

  • Tenet



    Boutta lose followers for this one.

    I'm sorry, I don't care if it makes more sense on second watch (not the sign of a well structured film imo), i'm not going to pay money to have Chris insult my intelligence with that screenplay again. I swear to god guys, if this wasn't written by Nolan we'd all be taking the piss out of it.

    "if I can't have you, no-one can."

    Really? Really?

    Poor acting (from Kenny Beats, everyone else…