Kaijuman

Kaijuman

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Low budget doesn’t mean low effort

Favorite films

  • Dinosaur Island
  • Conan, the Boy in Future
  • Phantasm
  • Metamorphosis : The Alien Factor

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  • The Death King

    ★★★

  • Phantasm

    ★★★★★

  • Corpse Mania

    ★★★½

  • The Hanging Woman

    ★★★

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  • Phantasm

    Phantasm

    ★★★★★

    Watching this on the big screen with two of my best friends was an amazing experience. Screenland Armour was a great venue and I’m so happy I got to be there.

    Phantasm made me. It’s that simple. Without this film I would’ve never gotten into the horror genre as a whole. I had a fearful fascination with the genre but was too chickenshit to actually sit down and watch horror films. And when I did it turned out poorly.

    But…

  • Tumbling Doll of Flesh

    Tumbling Doll of Flesh

    ★★★★

    Looks like we’ve finally gotten a official Letterboxd page for this nasty little film. Hopefully that means I won’t have to reupload this review for a fourth time.

    (Watched and Reviewed 03/23/20)

    A vile and horrifying slow burn that explodes in utter sadism by the end.

    I love this subgenre of film. SOV Japanese “snuff” films like the Guinea Pig series. They serve as cool demo reels of the crews SFX skills. And I love that people went and made…

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  • The Death King

    The Death King

    ★★★

    Hooptober VIII: The Well’s Not Dry Just Yet

    6 countries - Germany

    Could’ve used more decomposing corpse.

    I loved the decomposing corpse. It was brutal and sad and I couldn’t tear my eyes away when it was on screen. 

    The problem is that’s just a random insert after every segment in the film. The actual body (if you will) of the movie is much less captivating.

    Don’t get me wrong no one does soul-crushing loneliness like Jorg and that tone…

  • Corpse Mania

    Corpse Mania

    ★★★½

    Hooptober VIII: The Well’s Not Dry Just Yet

    Asian Horror (1/3)
    6 decades - 80’s

    Hazy corpse-fucking sludge for your viewing pleasure.

    This is what happens when Shaw Bros. does horror: it gets really fucking gross and weird. I’m talking necrophilic abuse, more mealworms than you’ll ever want to see swarming a body, slow death by evisceration, dry-rubbing your lovers corpse like it’s a primo set of ribs, a great stunt dummy filled with red paint plummeting to the ground,…

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  • The Hurricane Heist

    The Hurricane Heist

    ★★★½

    How am I supposed to hate a movie where our main character uses the hurricane to turn a hubcap into a killer frisbee, impaling a dude through the chest?

  • Space Jam

    Space Jam

    ★★★★★

    What I wouldn’t give to have been there for this movie pitch.

    “Hey kids love Michael Jordan and Looney Tunes right? Well, I’ve got a crazy idea...”