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  • Future Boy Conan
  • Mad God
  • Phantasm
  • Metamorphosis : The Alien Factor

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  • Spicy City

    ★★★½

  • Flower & Snake

    ★★★★

  • Golgo 13: The Professional

    ★★★★★

  • Escape from Mogadishu

    ★★★½

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  • Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II

    Godzilla vs. Mechagodzilla II

    ★★★★★

    A Walk Amongst Monsters #67

    “He’s just having a hard time… being born sixty-five million years to late.”

    Easily my favorite film about adoption!

    That’s right, the crux of this film is that Godzilla trashes the city searching for a newly hatched Godzillasaurus to adopt and raise on his own. It’s a heartwarming film full of explosions and Kaiju gore!

    See, it’s not just Godzilla who’s after this little guy, Rodan makes his grand reappearance after a long twenty-five years…

  • Mad God

    Mad God

    ★★★★★

    Hooptober 9: It’s in Space Now 

    The only Mad God I see here is Phil Tippett for spending 30 years making one of the most visually stunning and avant-garde experiences ever conceived.

    Sorry to the folks that know me, because this film is going to be my personality for the foreseeable future.

    I mean, holy shit! This was made for me. I refuse to believe Phil didn’t have me specifically in mind as he toiled away creating it. An unending…

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  • Spicy City

    Spicy City

    ★★★½

    Ralph Bakshi’s last hurrah isn’t as wildly remembered as his other works, but a show where a man falls in love with severed, sentient hands is worth a watch.

    This was a short lived HBO show that Bakshi created in ‘97. It’s an anthology series in a cyberpunk city with all the sex, violence, and weirdness you’d expect from the guy behind Fritz the Cat and Coonskin. It’s not completely successful in what it tries to be but it’s a…

  • Golgo 13: The Professional

    Golgo 13: The Professional

    ★★★★★

    According to this film an anime oil baron is responsible for ordering JFK’s assassination. The truth was staring at us all this time!

    Golgo 13’s very existence causes death. His presence spells murder wherever he goes. He brings nothing but carnage and ruin to all who meet him, a true killer down to his stone cold heart.

    But he’s just a tool, something others pay to carry out their whims. He’s essentially a Terminator, unfeeling, unkillable, with an emotionless exterior…

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  • The Hurricane Heist

    The Hurricane Heist

    ★★★½

    How am I supposed to hate a movie where our main character uses the hurricane to turn a hubcap into a killer frisbee, impaling a dude through the chest?

  • Crystal Force

    Crystal Force

    ★★

    You see that poster? See how there’s a cool ass demon inside a giant crystal? See that buxom seductress arching her back? I certainly saw all of that years and years ago and it’s been on the old watchlist ever since.

    I was a teenager when I first saw that poster, back when all I was looking for was films full of monsters and boobs. Well, not much has changed but I’ve finally gotten around to viewing this after such…