club skunk’s review published on Letterboxd:
•this movie is gay as shit
•johnny? gay. bodhi? gay. tyler? gay. the woman at the office who checked tyler’s record? gay.
•keanu reeves wears SEVERAL lil crop tops and tanks and it is fucking glorious
•ALSO A DENIM JACKET THAT I COULD GO ON ABOUT FOR SOME TIME
•the moment towards the end where keanu shows he’s unarmed by lifting up his shirt halfway and spinning around gracefully,,,, poetic cinema
•keanu reeves cutest man of all time
•also the most beautiful
•what he’s doing here is on another level. this shit is in several different areas. I’m in love.
•some of the dialogue in this movie is completely batshit, and yes I’m partially referring to the line, “young, dumb, and full of cum”
•that line literally made my jaw drop
•california should be renamed keanufornia because his california accent is that fucking iconic
•hall of fame for gay subtext in a hyper masculine action movie
•on that note, top gun walked so point break could run so the fast and the furious movies could drive so captain america: the winter soldier could fly.
•Keanu Reeves Beat Me Up With A Surfboard And Run Me Over Repeatedly With A 1969 Mustang Challenge