me in 2009: wow! something we can all agree on is that nazis are bad! what a horrifying period in history! haha brad pitt's really hot in this movie!

me in 2017: My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me eight soldiers. Eight Jewish-American soldiers. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the armada happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into France, dressed as civilians.…