• Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris

    Mrs. Harris Goes to Paris

    ★★★

    i too would like to have a sweet little dance with jason isaacs

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★½

    if i'd seen this when i was 18 all bets would've been off i can tell you that much

  • John Wick: Chapter 4

    John Wick: Chapter 4

    ★★★½

    just a bunch of guys competing in the cunt olympics

  • INU-OH

    INU-OH

    ★★★½

    gay people

  • Birth

    Birth

    ★★★★½

    someone should’ve killed that kid sorry

  • Dad & Step-Dad

    Dad & Step-Dad

    branson!

  • All About Eve

    All About Eve

    ★★★★½

    they should go back to making movies where everyone is operating at level 500

  • Creed III

    Creed III

    ★★★★

    i do think basically every movie could be improved by a highly stylized final fight between two childhood boy best friends turned enemies. also would love to watch jonathan majors and tom hardy have a mumble off

  • Creed II

    Creed II

    ★★½

    michael b jordan and his giant tits

  • Creed

    Creed

    ★★★★½

    when the three of them are asleep on the couch watching skyfall 🥹

  • John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum

    ★★★★

    brain so broke that i laughed every time one of them said “i have served”

  • Scream VI

    Scream VI

    ★★★★

    very accurate depiction of how it feels to ride the 1 train