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  • The Beyond
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  • City of Lost Souls

    ★★★★★

  • The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    ★★½

  • Ghostwatch

    ★★★★½

  • Suspiria

    ★★★★★

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  • City of Lost Souls

    City of Lost Souls

    ★★★★★

    If you watch one movie for Pride, make it this one! Happy Pride!

  • The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

    ★★½

    Dolly Parton, patron saint, is saddled with a lame script and leathery opposite, the charismatically tired Burt Reynolds. Both are on screen together a good bit but lack zero chemistry. The music? Forgettable. The choreography? Lamely staged. It’s not even raunchy, funny, or risqué. The two songs written by Dolly are so obviously better than the original songs. I love Dolly but everything else did this film no favors.

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  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★★

    Okay A24--we're done. No more of these half-realized genre pics, technical exercise, calling cards. May Under The Skin remain the only great film you've released(okay and Spring Breakers).

    So what's wrong with Hereditary? It's cynical but not so obviously at first. The first half begins with quite an unexpected plot point and builds upon it with an eerie, grief felt, and almost at the edge of tears/laughter kind of atmosphere. It is refreshing that the film doesn't cheaply go for…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★

    A24’s The 10th Kingdom

    Lacks any sense of emotional element with any of its human or non-human characters. Just an ornate, auto-masterbatorial collage of “one-perfect shots”, polished and scrubbed of any texture or grit. It’s modern assumptions on the reality of the glories of medieval legends is obvious. Really slacking in the pacing department and then when we finally get to the typical fantasy/anthology film set-pieces, they lack any real sense of wonder. Never weird or sexy or provocative or thrilling. Bog standard choir score and all the forced & whispery performances one could take. 

    Just watch Conquest. You’ve been meaning to anyway.