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  • The Shining
  • The Rocky Horror Picture Show
  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Clue

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  • Bros

    ★★★★

  • Don't Look Under the Bed

    ★★★

  • Blonde

  • Force Majeure

    ★★★★

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  • Bros

    Bros

    ★★★★

    You’re like a hunky camp counselor and I’m like whatever happened to Evan Hansen. 

    Shout out to the two forty-something women in front of us who shushed me and Ryan DURING THE TRAILERS (the trailer for the fucking “from the writer of Bohemian Rhapsody” ass Whitney Houston movie no less, give me a break) so at least we know this movie is spreading some open mindedness to people who clearly need it. Because the only peep -I- heard out of…

  • Don't Look Under the Bed

    Don't Look Under the Bed

    ★★★

    How do we add emotional resonance to our boogeyman  film?!!? 

    I dont know, fuckin uuuuuuhhh BONE MARROW TRANSFUSION PLOT? 

    SURE!! CUT PRINT SEND!

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  • Pooka!

    Pooka!

    ★★★★

    This film jogged a memory. 
    The first time I ever heard my dad say the word fuck was when I had a Furby which had crossed that line into unpredictable insanity that all Furbies do eventually. It wouldn’t shut up unless it was left completely undisturbed. Our plan was to carefully lift it onto a high bookshelf and let that be its final resting place. However my father picked it up by the teal scruff on the top of its…

  • You Cannot Kill David Arquette

    You Cannot Kill David Arquette

    ★★★★

    “I’m just tired of being seen as a joke.”  
    *vapes on a horse while wearing a magician cape*