• Women Talking

    Women Talking

    ★★★★

    The Alamo Drafthouse intro: “this theater is now a quiet zone, no talking will be tolerated” 

    Me, to the Women: “oof, sorry ladies, tough break. No talking today I guess.”

  • Infinity Pool

    Infinity Pool

    ★★★★

    Only losers who are in love with Mia Goth and have a degradation kink would rate something like this four stars.

  • A Man Called Otto

    A Man Called Otto

    ★★★

    Rather bold of this three star ass movie to make me cry as many times as it did. 

    (An “oh miss you dropped your book!” meet cute! I WAS DOOMED!)

  • Kiki's Delivery Service

    Kiki's Delivery Service

    ★★★★

    I’ve never wanted some bread more in my LIFE

  • The Stepford Wives

    The Stepford Wives

    ★★★

    Ok but what if I told you that when I was a kid I was oddly obsessed with this movie for a while and I was on a trip with my grandparents and we had a very long layover in the airport and I watched this on a portable DVD player three times in a row?

  • Colossal

    Colossal

    ★★★★★

    I will not rest until I make every single one of my close friends watch this and until I hear every single one of my close friends say “oh 😟” in shock at some point in reaction to one of the tonal shifts in the film and in reaction when I tell them how many times I’ve rewatched this masterpiece.

  • The 'Burbs

    The 'Burbs

    ★★★★½

    Wow A Man Named Otto is a lot funnier than I expected it to be

  • Skinamarink

    Skinamarink

    ★★★½

    My nagging wife: “Harold, did you eat my leftovers AGAIN?!” 

    Me, Harold (in this scene): “Sweetheart no! I swear! It was the Skinamarink!” 

    Wife: “You can’t keep blaming everything on the Skinamarink, Harold.” 

    Me, Harold (to the Skinamarink): “Gee, thanks a LOT!” 

    Skinamarink in the corner: *rumbles*

  • Bruce Almighty

    Bruce Almighty

    ★★½

    I remember I went to a kids fun night at the YMCA when this movie came out and there was a raffle at the end of the night. The grand prize was Bruce Almighty on DVD. I didn’t win. I sobbed.

  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★★★★

    To all the people finally getting a chance to watch this thanks to its newfound availability on Shudder: welcome to the hot girl club.

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This ain’t your grandma’s Singin in the Rain, pal. 

    I had way more fun than I thought I would, but I cannot take rehearsed feeling depravity from this guy seriously, I’m so sorry. But there were some genuinely fun and magnetic scenes nonetheless!

  • M3GAN

    M3GAN

    ★★★

    My M3GAN doll requires a patch, she doesn’t know that singing Sia songs is no longer appropriate.