Favorite films

  • Birds of Prey (and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn)
  • Kajillionaire
  • Strange World
  • Midsommar

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  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    ★★★★½

  • No Time to Die

    ★★★½

  • Spectre

    ★★★

  • That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime the Movie: Scarlet Bond

    ★★½

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  • We're All Going to the World's Fair

    We're All Going to the World's Fair

    ★★★★½

    I swear, someday soon I am just gonna disappear. And you won’t have any idea what happened to me.

    atmospherically tense and quietly horrifying, this film reflects the realities of those of us who grew up in close online communities. you watch people from the other side of the world break down and sometimes even disappear, never to been seen again. all you can do is wonder and hope they’re okay. it is scary, and it is something i try…

  • No Time to Die

    No Time to Die

    ★★★½

    yes, no time to die is longer than i would’ve liked, but by the time i got about an hour into it i was completely okay with that. this is my favorite of the craig bond films, right next to casino royale.

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  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up

    ★★½

    the bon iver music at the end is the best part of the whole movie. this was some of the worst directing and editing i’ve ever seen. i predicted every plot point and this was also just waaaaay too long. there were some funny parts that made me laugh. i think in someone else’s hands this could’ve been good—great, even

    also i hope chris evans knows that his “satirical” character is literally just him

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★½

    while babylon focuses on a very niche and specific time and place, it also just generally reflects life, both in the stories that it is telling and the format of the film. it’s messy and random, with bits and pieces that seem unnecessary or out of place. it’s a barrage of images and sound and glimpses of a larger story—then suddenly we’re whisked away to the next part. and that’s how life goes!! 

    side (but very important) note: i never…