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  • Thelma
  • Pacific Rim
  • Columbus
  • Star Trek Beyond

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  • No Time to Die

    ★★★★

  • Spectre

    ★★★

  • Skyfall

    ★★★★½

  • Halloween Kills

    ★★

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  • Prisoners of the Ghostland

    Prisoners of the Ghostland

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I had heard this movie was supposed to be crazy but it feels like besides the wacky setting, not much happened in this, and I'm not sure what the point of what did happen even was. The characters felt underdeveloped to the point of being very confusing in their actions that had no explanations. Maybe I just missed a lot here, but it really didn't work for me.

    I know people love Cage going crazy and I'm sure they'll love…

  • Malignant

    Malignant

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Answers the most important question of our time: What if Zaphod Beeblebrox was a horror movie monster?

    I have no idea how to think about this in logical terms because my jaw was on the floor for the entire last half hour. I can't believe I was going to skip this entirely based on the trailer. I fucking love that we got a movie with this crazy of a plot/concept in a big budget, major studio release. Its disgusting and…

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  • Ride or Die

    Ride or Die

    ½

    Two separate sex scenes of a lesbian having sex with men for no reason, and then when the lesbian finally gets to sleep with another woman, the first thing she says is "isn't it so sad that i don't have a dick". I would have hoped we were passed lesbian movies being this obviously made by men but this was just terrible in nearly every way possible.

    Could either pass for a homophobic PSA about the dangers of lesbians corrupting…

  • Summer Night

    Summer Night

    ★½

    god i hate heterosexuals