Katherine Schmitz

Katherine Schmitz

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Yoo-hoo, shit heads, I found this bag of fireworks in the men's restroom. Would you guys like to light them off?

Favorite films

  • The Big Lebowski
  • Hot Rod
  • Silver Linings Playbook
  • The Sandlot

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  • Hello I Must Be Going

  • Dating & New York

  • A Case of You

    ★½

  • Before I Fall

    ★★★

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  • School of Rock

    School of Rock

    ★★★★★

    I don’t think there’s a single movie that was as influential on me as a kid than this. I watched the shit out of this movie. I listened to the soundtrack nonstop, I wore out the DVD, I had the movie poster and character posters on my walls.

    News came out a few hours ago that Kevin Clark, Freddy, was killed today in a bike accident. I played percussion in middle school because of this movie. I got a drum…

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  • Holiday in the Wild

    Holiday in the Wild

    SPOILER ALERT.

    Within 5 minutes of this movie starting Kristin Davis took a Christmas card photo with her husband and son, her son left for college, and her husband called off their marriage. THIS WAS ALL IN REAL TIME. 

    This was just about one of the most hilarious movies I’ve ever seen, and I have to assume that the ONLY reason it was made was because Rob Lowe and Kristin Davis wanted a safari vacation. 

    HAPPY HOLIDAYS EVERYONE. 

    Netflix // Myself

  • Good Sam

    Good Sam

    Watched on Netflix. 

    I somehow feel like I’m to blame over the fact that Netflix keeps releasing these shitty, shitty movies. Like maybe I’m the one person watching that’s making Netflix execs go “we gotta keep doing it for the fans.” I know this isn’t true, but I’m sorry (and feel shame) nonetheless.


    Netflix // Myself