Chloe Leeson

Chloe Leeson

really into horror, coming of age films, danny boyle's soundtracks and the little line in Leonardo Dicaprios bottom lip.

Favorite films

  • Into the Wild
  • Lords of Dogtown
  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Green Room

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  • Napoleon

    ★★★

  • Mean Girls

    ★★★★½

  • The Killer

    ★★★★

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★

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  • Purple Rain

    Purple Rain

    ★★★

    this made basically 0 sense but fucking hell they do not make artists like this anymore, the performance scenes are borderline religious

  • The Creator

    The Creator

    ★★★

    sorry I was asleep in the cinema for 50% of this film. great nap.

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  • The Lodge

    The Lodge

    ½

    every straight couple that's ever gone to a cabin in a horror film

    man: ooooo babe were gonna have some steamy wild sex tonight

    girl: ahaha babe ur such a pervert *giggles and sticks out ass*

    *montage scene of them making out*

    girl (mid make-out): omg what was that i saw something

    man: hun you're just being irrational, come back to bed

    girl: no derek i saw something im not crazy!!!!!

    man: *rolls eyes bc he can't have sex* ill check it out

    *murderous shit goes down*

  • Macbeth

    Macbeth

    ★★★

    if you haven't studied macbeth, like me, then seeing it is like watching a very beautiful foreign language film without the subtitles.

    Gorgeous visuals, but absolutely no a clue what was happening 90% of the time.