Velvet Buzzsaw ★★½

Get poor Natalia Dyer into therapy, stat!!

Thank you Dan Gilroy for giving me the bisexual representation I deserve through Jake Gyllenhaal.

Do I have more serious thoughts about how this reminded me of a giallo-like B movie with a healthy dose of Ryan Murphy? Yes, but right now I'm stuck on bisexual Jake Gyllenhaal

EDIT: The fact that they thought Toni Collette was part of the exhibit speaks to how people don't read the artist statements when they look at work in museums. I see you, Dan!