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Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • Back to the Future
  • Knives Out
  • Le Cercle Rouge

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  • Where Are You, Christmas?

  • The Holiday

  • Whiplash

  • Whiplash

    ★★★★½

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  • Jungle Cruise

    Jungle Cruise

    ★★½

    Just once I would love to relate to the badass woman wearing pants and a cool scarf who kicks dudes in the face and then the gay brother comes on in a linen pink suit jacket and white pants and can’t chop wood and I think no yeah that’s me

  • Knives Out

    Knives Out

    ★★★★★

    I have a headcanon that Benoit Blanc grew up on a farm where he solved his very first mystery for his farmer neighbors about their missing animals (it was a fox) and he wore a little cowboy hat and carried his magnifying glass around in a holster and he went by Benny, Private Eye Extraordinaire

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  • Where Are You, Christmas?

    Where Are You, Christmas?

    still giggling at jerry from parks and rec saying “I’m joshing you! I’m just joshing you!”

    “who would put a pine tree in the middle of the living room?!” is giving “Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire?!”

  • Whiplash

    Whiplash

    imagine being the kid who played Neiman and watching Miles Teller acting literal circles around you in the feature

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  • Seaspiracy

    Seaspiracy

    ConspiraSEA was right there and they still named this Seaspiracy?! a crime! against cinema!

  • The Social Dilemma

    The Social Dilemma

    It’s public knowledge that social media is bad for you. Everyone knows their data is being used for marketing. Propaganda and disinformation is rampant. The algorithm produces content for you to consume longer. 

    Is social media dangerous? Yes. Should kids be using social media? Probably not. Have I seen negative affects on my own life from social media usage? Sure.

    The thing is I don’t need a bunch of middle aged rich white tech guru men to tell me that.…