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just watching whatever really

Favorite films

  • Kiki's Delivery Service
  • The Grand Budapest Hotel
  • Legally Blonde
  • Parasite

Recent activity

  • Austenland


  • Lisa Frankenstein


  • Kedi


  • Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen


Pinned reviews

  • Past Lives

    Past Lives


    If I had a nickel for every time a man in a movie said a line about meeting in another life that completely broke me, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

  • Black Mirror: The Entire History of You

    Black Mirror: The Entire History of You


    Who needs this tech when I relive all my past embarrassing moments every night while trying to fall asleep?

Recent reviews

  • Lisa Frankenstein

    Lisa Frankenstein


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    People clapped when they chopped off Michael’s dick 😭

  • Kedi



    oh to be swarmed by cats on your daily rounds feeding them

Popular reviews

  • Fyre Fraud

    Fyre Fraud


    The smartest person in this whole documentary was the bartender Delroy.

    I also don't know what made me scream louder, the 45% alcohol tax on $2 MILLION dollars of liquor, or just "losing" a box of keys to $2 MILLION worth of housing

  • A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding

    A Christmas Prince: The Royal Wedding


    This movie has it all:
    Union Strikes
    HACKING with a Mr. Robot reference
    a confirmed dungeon
    tHe PrOtOcAl !!!1!!!!11!