Simon

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  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

    ★★½

  • My Chemical Romance: The Black Parade Is Dead!

    ★★★★★

  • Boy

    ★★★★

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  • Top Gun: Maverick

    Top Gun: Maverick

    lots of weird cinematography/editing choices making it all kind of messy. for some reason the tween girl was dressed 10 years younger than she should've been. it ended like a direct to dvd movie. somehow de-gayed the volleyball scene from the first one by shoehorning in a nike sponsorship and making it a more hetero-filmed football scene. minus a million points by virtue of it being shameless military propaganda, made more gross by purposely avoiding the “enemy’s” face when showing inside the cockpit and by making cute little quips about kill count.

  • Freaky Friday

    Freaky Friday

    ★★★★

    i want to eat this movie.  minus one point for racism

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