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  • Jaws

    Jaws

    Ok so it’s basically just about the coronavirus. Tbh this was boring but then past halfway through it got good. That oceanographer guy was annoying, probably because he reminds me of that “Adam Ruins Everything” guy/those types of people. I guess it helped that I pretended that I was watching this in the movie theater on a big screen so that I could feel more immersed. It’s weird how that works. The shark was cool when it was in the…

  • Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery

    ★★

    I don’t remember laughing at a single joke. Do I just have a bad sense of humor or do I not get comedy movies? I was under the impression that comedy movies are supposed to consistently make people laugh, but I think I only smiled a couple of times. Whatever. The aesthetic and colors were cool, I really like that whole colorful 60s vibe and the high-tech spy movie vibe. The music was good too. But everything else was meh.…

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  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    ½

    I haven’t seen the Disney Plus movie of Hamilton but I’ve seen the live show so I think I’m allowed to review this.

    This is just rap music for people that are afraid of black people.

  • 8:46

    8:46

    ★★★★★

    I don’t even know what to say. I guess I’d just like to reiterate that Candace Owens is a malfeasant degenerate and I concur with Chapelle’s hypothesis on her hygiene.