This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

PLAY JA JA DING DONG!

Slightly more than a year ago I found myself in an extremely heated argument with, to put it generously, a lady, who claimed "old movies" to look terrible, sound terrible and, in all ways, be very inferior to "modern cinema". Also, per her words, anyone who thinks otherwise is nothing but a dimwitted narrow-minded snob.

Welp, she's going to HATE this one.

Apparently it was 90 minutes long, but it surely felt like 9 hours.

Also, why does it exist!?