Hail, Caesar! ★★★★

Alright, alright. Let’s try this. Your line, just say it as I say it. Say your line exactly as I’m about to. Would that it were so simple. Would that it were so simple. Wait, watch my mouth. Would that it were so simple. Would that it were so simple. My dear, why do you say that? Why do you say “t’were”? Yes, but…No, no, you seem to be lingering. It’s interminable the “were”, I’m wondering when it’ll end and we shouldn’t be wondering, should we? We should be marching right along to “so simple.” Would that it were so simple, trippingly. No, don’t say the word “trippingly,” say the line trippingly. Would that it were so simple. Keep your hand down! Would that it were so simple.

It's...complicated.

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