I love that Scream VI has to awkwardly explain why Neve Campbell isn't back via the offhanded line "Sidney has to think of her family's safety so she's going to sit this one out, she sends her love though!" which I feel like is taken word for word from Fast and Furious 8 when they need to explain where Paul Walker's character went.
Anyway the last Scream was a piece of horseshit I absolutely struggled to get through, my attempt…
The funniest thing about this movie was finding out the lead actor (who can't act) is an Academy Award nominated screenwriter now.
Sam Levinson - "whoa guys, I don't know if you can handle my film that I, an older white dude wrote about the complexities of being a teenage girl, it's pretty E̳͉̊̇̌̍D͔͍̪̠̙̼̦̿̇G̱̼͖͔̖̀ͧ̾̈ͬͭ̒Y̔̔͛̈ͤ, like TRIGGER WARNING am I right?"
-puts sunglasses on and blasts Linkin Park-
"p.s. this is what a feminist looks like"
-drives off into the distance-
James Wan stands at a pile of unproduced scripts sitting on his desk, a body horror, a giallo and a few pages of a women in prison movie he'd been working on, a breeze blows through the open window and the scripts spill over the floor, pages strewn everywhere, he quickly picks them up and tries to piece them together. "Wait this isn't the right order, I can't tell which script is which.... wait... wait a second... this is... yes...…
