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  • All That Jazz

    All That Jazz


    “Do you believe in love?”
    “I believe in saying I love you.”

    When I was seventeen and still working as an actor I starred opposite a twenty-six-year-old who offered me cocaine every night, over the month-and-a-half run of the play we were premiering, to help me warm up. Drugs, uppers especially, had become a routine part of the job; I was fifteen the first time a representative from my agency suggested I take something to help keep my energy high…

  • Before Sunrise

    Before Sunrise


    Finally watched on its 26th anniversary after having it recommended multiple times by my dear friends Nate and Frankie. Can’t believe it took me this long. Wow.

    I won’t go into too much detail about how personal this felt to me, but I will say I had a night like Jesse and Céline’s. I was abroad, alone, for a few weeks. There was a man, with slightly better facial hair, who I wandered around a foreign city with and talked to until the morning.…

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  • Nobody



    better than john wick because no dogs had to die!

  • Much Ado About Nothing

    Much Ado About Nothing


    as of this week I’ve been ghosted twice by an actor who I (ironically) met while he was playing Benedick, and both of those let downs were more enjoyable than listening to Keanu Reeves recite Shakespeare

    while I can appreciate the dreamy melodrama, something didn’t quite work for me? don’t get me wrong, I’ve studied the source material and enjoy the play to an extent, but a lot of the comedic subtleties felt undercut by line delivery that didn’t acknowledge…

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  • Stargirl



    Leo: I-

    Stargirl: 𝐼𝓃 𝒸𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒𝓃’𝓉 𝓃𝑜𝓉𝒾𝒸𝑒𝒹, 𝐼'𝓂 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹. 𝐼’𝓂 𝒶 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹𝑜. 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝒻𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓃. 𝒜𝓃𝒹 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝒻𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓃. 𝐻𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝑒𝑒𝓃 𝓂𝑒 𝓌𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝓅𝒾𝒹 𝓊𝓀𝓊𝓁𝑒𝓁𝑒? 𝒯𝒽𝒶𝓉'𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝒾𝓇𝒹.

  • Run



    for the love of god can someone please give Sarah Paulson an Oscar before she goes too method