Favorite films

  • Raising Arizona
  • GoodFellas
  • Lady Bird
  • Boogie Nights

Recent activity

  • Knocked Up

  • Petite Maman


  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2


  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1


Recent reviews

  • Knocked Up

    Knocked Up

    last night at dinner i was trying to explain obvious child to matt and the following conversation ensued:
    me: it’s a romantic comedy about an abortion.
    him: the one with katherine heigl?
    me: knocked up?
    him: yeah, knocked up!
    me: there isn’t an abortion in knocked up. 
    him: well, there should have been.

  • Petite Maman

    Petite Maman


    imagine needing time travel and/or your imagination to know what your mom was like at your age! unfortunately i have myself.

Popular reviews

  • The Comey Rule

    The Comey Rule

    my mom has a very funny habit of referring to actors by their first names as if they are her close personal friends. she just informed me “i will not be watching this shit, not even for holly!”

  • Closer



    my best friend and i have reached the “take an edible and watch closer for some reason and laugh the entire time” stage of pandemic derangement