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  • Hacksaw Ridge

    ★★

  • Top Gun

    ★★½

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  • Hacksaw Ridge

    Hacksaw Ridge

    ★★

    The movie is not even over and all I have to say is,

    why is this the way that it is? 

    This is like an essay with a really cool thesis and shit substantiation. 

    Mel Gibson has never heard the word “nuance” in his life.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun

    ★★½

    EXCLUSIVE FIRST LOOK at what the inside of my head looked like while watching this movie: 




    https://images.app.goo.gl/3ZoY9Xb1rx27VaKe7













    And I didn't even read any reviews or know about Quentin Tarantino’s monologue so THEREFORE it must be true. These were organic thoughts. Farm fresh.

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