Favorite films

  • Strange Brew
  • Night Moves
  • Jackass Number Two
  • Bicycle Thieves

Recent activity

  • Pierrot le Fou


  • Elvis


  • Three Thousand Years of Longing


  • Top Gun: Maverick


Recent reviews

  • Elvis



    Oh when Elvis’s gyrations make all the ladies bust in their pants it’s considered “art” and “a million dollar idea” but when I bust in my pants at the supermarket it’s “disgusting” and “offensive” and “sexual deviancy”

  • Three Thousand Years of Longing

    Three Thousand Years of Longing


    Guillermo del Toro: I wish I was a woman so that I could get rawdogged by the creature from the black lagoon

    George Miller: I fee you, bro. In fantasize every day about being a lady getting absolutely railed by the genie from Aladdin.

Popular reviews

  • Let There Be Light

    Let There Be Light

    Sean Hannity: "you guys aren't worried about how much heat you're going to get for proselytizing? What about DIVERSITY?"

    Kevin Sorbo: "do you think ISIS cares about DIVERSITY when they're chopping people's heads off?"

    Sean Hannity: "That's a good point!"

    RON HOWARD VOICE: "it isnt"

  • The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society

    The Guernsey Literary & Potato Peel Pie Society

    The fuck even is this movie? Nazis are bad, except some of them who are kinda cute. A character feels guilt for the sin of assuming all Nazis are bad people (great lesson here folks!). Lets watch a cute couple snuggling on a picnic with their adopted child... a child whose actual mother we just found out 10 minutes ago WAS KILLED IN A CONCENTRATION CAMP.

    Super done with cutesy-poo movies about fucking Nazis and WWII. This movie calls people…