• Artemis Fowl

    Artemis Fowl

    This adaptation was Fowl

  • I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    I'm Thinking of Ending Things

    ★★★★½

    I'm thinking

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★★

    WORST car movie I've ever seen. Ford v Ferrari was so much better - 1/5

  • Cats

    Cats

    I wish curiosity had killed me, so I didn't have to see Cats

  • Weathering with You

    Weathering with You

    ★★★½

    When someone told me Makoto Shinkai was making a movie about "Making it rain", this is not what I was expecting

  • Who F****d Up the Internet?!

    Who F****d Up the Internet?!

    ½

    From the creative mind behind 'Bitch Got a Penis' and 'Doin Your Mom'

  • Stuber

    Stuber

    ½

    For the first time in my entire life, I walked out of a movie, because the quality was so low. I sat through Fant4stic, Doom (2005), Space Chimps, Cyberbully, F the Prom, Slender Man, Assassins Creed, Pixels and MANY OTHERS, but I could not make it through more than a half an hour of Stuber. I've never been so insulted by the quality of humor in a comedy film. If I could rate this 0 stars, I would!

  • Fantastic Four

    Fantastic Four

    ½

    Ouch