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Pinned reviews

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  The Whale 2022

  ★★ Watched 21 Dec 2022 14

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  [taylor swift voice]

  🎶Cause there we are again in your little living room
  You’re teaching your kids, camera off over zoom
  You're so sick, Moby Dick
  I remember it All Too Whale

  You left us for your student and now you want my love
  You nearly choked to death on a big meatball sub
  Write my essay, dad you're gay
  I remember it All Too Whale🎶

  Two stars!

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  Original Cast Album: Company 1970

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Jul 2020 7

  Here's to the film lads who log
  Everybody read
  Make sure people see how well cultured they are
  Maybe you’ll agree

  A Duvernay, or PTA
  A family film by George Miller
  Adapted plays, or French New Wave
  A sexy 80s thriller
  ...I'll log to that.

  Here's to the guys who make lists
  Don't they have great taste
  Never could they waste even one precious thought
  In a private space

  Off to their apps, then to the boards
  Look whose opinion…

Recent reviews

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  Déjà Vu 2006

  ★★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  Olivia Rodrigo was 3 years old when this came out. Just goes to show even when you think you can take it easy and just be a toddler you gotta stay open to inspo. Three stars!

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  Enemy 2013

  ★★★½ Watched 20 Sep 2023 1

  [me pacing back and forth in an empty parking lot with a kangol hat on]

  jake gyllenhaal said to fake gyllenhaal
  "the real enemy is not in-a-you it's in-a-ME"
  directed by the man DENIS
  what a tangled WEB this move WEAVES

  Three and a half stars!

Popular reviews

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  Don't Look Up 2021

  ★★ Watched 25 Dec 2021 153

  I showed my anti-vax parents this movie and they fell to their knees, thanking Jesus Christ and Adam McKay for showing them the error of their ways. They pledged to reduce their carbon emissions by 80% by 2024 and deleted their Facebook accounts on the spot.

  They agreed that our society is too distracted by celebrities and controlled by big tech, so they decided to listen to this star-studded movie on Netflix and joined the DSA, stopped using Amazon, and are dedicating the rest of their lives to fighting climate change. Thank you Adam, you are smart and righteous and a very good man!! Two stars!!

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  The Banshees of Inisherin 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2022 11

  an allegory for two men ending a podcast. five stars!