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  • Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    Never Rarely Sometimes Always

    ★★★★

    This movie and The Assistant basically created a new horror genre called A Woman Existing. The most effective public health PSA I've ever seen. Watched while experiencing the height of 2nd dose Moderna side effects including shivering, headaches, and crying while looking at my dog because I'll love him forever. Four stars!

  • Mandy

    Mandy

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ME: Excited to watch this movie that film twitter seems to love a lot!

    MANDY: [does a fridging]

    ME: Oh

    Wonderful aesthetic choices all around, I saw things in this movie I had never seen before. If I were to make a movie, I absolutely wouldn't make this, too violent and weird for my tastes! I'm glad people enjoyed it. Three and a half stars!

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  • Clue

    Clue

    ★★★★½

    There's been talks of a remake forever so here's my proposed cast(s) for it:

    Wadsworth - Bill Hader
    Ms. Scarlet - Anne Hathaway
    Col. Mustard - Randall Park
    Mrs. White - Maya Rudolph
    Prof. Plum - Lakeith Stanfield
    Mrs. Peacock - Julia Louis-Dreyfus
    Mr. Green - Sam Richardson
    Yvette - Billie Lourd
    Mr. Boddy - Adam Scott
    Singing Telegram Girl - Chelsea Peretti

    ALT:
    Wadsworth - Jordan Peele
    Ms. Scarlet - Tina Fey
    Col. Mustard - Channing Tatum
    Mrs. White…

  • Little Women

    Little Women

    ★★★★★

    I'm having the exact same arc with LW as I did with Lady Bird, which is really liking and enjoying it the first time and then, upon rewatch, knowing the relationships and plot well enough to absorb every note and color and movement of what Gerwig's actually doing. And, well...

    What a monument to the beauty of quiet lives. There is no conflict other than the inherent struggle of good people trying to love each other as best they can...and…