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  • Space Buddies
  • Spooky Buddies
  • Santa Buddies
  • Treasure Buddies

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  • Déjà Vu


  • Enemy


  • Drunken Master II


  • Bottoms


Pinned reviews

  • The Whale

    The Whale


    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    [taylor swift voice]

    🎶Cause there we are again in your little living room
    You’re teaching your kids, camera off over zoom
    You're so sick, Moby Dick
    I remember it All Too Whale

    You left us for your student and now you want my love
    You nearly choked to death on a big meatball sub
    Write my essay, dad you're gay
    I remember it All Too Whale🎶

    Two stars!

  • Original Cast Album: Company

    Original Cast Album: Company


    Here's to the film lads who log
    Everybody read
    Make sure people see how well cultured they are
    Maybe you’ll agree

    A Duvernay, or PTA
    A family film by George Miller
    Adapted plays, or French New Wave
    A sexy 80s thriller
    ...I'll log to that.

    Here's to the guys who make lists
    Don't they have great taste
    Never could they waste even one precious thought
    In a private space

    Off to their apps, then to the boards
    Look whose opinion…

Recent reviews

  • Déjà Vu

    Déjà Vu


    Olivia Rodrigo was 3 years old when this came out. Just goes to show even when you think you can take it easy and just be a toddler you gotta stay open to inspo. Three stars!

  • Enemy



    [me pacing back and forth in an empty parking lot with a kangol hat on]

    jake gyllenhaal said to fake gyllenhaal
    "the real enemy is not in-a-you it's in-a-ME"
    directed by the man DENIS
    what a tangled WEB this move WEAVES

    Three and a half stars!

Popular reviews

  • Don't Look Up

    Don't Look Up


    I showed my anti-vax parents this movie and they fell to their knees, thanking Jesus Christ and Adam McKay for showing them the error of their ways. They pledged to reduce their carbon emissions by 80% by 2024 and deleted their Facebook accounts on the spot.

    They agreed that our society is too distracted by celebrities and controlled by big tech, so they decided to listen to this star-studded movie on Netflix and joined the DSA, stopped using Amazon, and are dedicating the rest of their lives to fighting climate change. Thank you Adam, you are smart and righteous and a very good man!! Two stars!!

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin


    an allegory for two men ending a podcast. five stars!