I like movies about kids fighting monsters or about animals becoming friends. I also write/produce movies and TV shows, and I'm great at it.
Did I watch a different cut than everyone else?
I see a lot of raves about how The Batman is some kind of mature, layered, brilliant detective mystery...but try this:
Imagine this isn't a Batman movie. The script stays the exact same, except we change all the familiar names, and Robert Pattinson is now a nameless masked vigilante with a bunch of gadgets...
Stripped of the existing goodwill attached to names like Bruce Wayne, Selina Kyle, Gotham City, and The…