• Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★★★

    Still emotionally destroyed me like the first time i saw it in theaters. It deserves the Oscar nomination and more

  • Babylon

    Babylon

    ★★★★

    I bet Damien Chazelle getting all his kinks fixed through this movie… you filthy animal!

  • The Fabelmans

    The Fabelmans

    ★★★★½

    overheard a couple saying, “Now I understand Nicole Kidman AMC ad” as the end credit rolls in my theater and they are not wrong

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    ★★★★

    Nightmare blunt rotation (except for Daryl, he’s chill)

  • Bones and All

    Bones and All

    ★★★★★

    Is this what the midwest kids do for fun?

    on a more serious note, bones and all somehow manages to be the most romantic and most tender film (yet somehow absolutely disgusting and terrifying at parts) of 2022. Luca Guadagnino proves once again he’s a master of mood and ambience as he transports the audience to the vastness and isolation of the Midwest through gorgeous cinematography. Taylor Russell shines as the lead and Luca scores a home run once again in the coming of age department.

  • The Menu

    The Menu

    ★★★★

    when anya taylor joy delivers that “Mate in 3” looks, you know it’s over for Ralph Fiennes

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★

    Inisherin seems like it can use a therapist or two! An absurdist portrayal of existential crisis that somehow funniest, most tense, and most philosophical simultaneously

  • Aftersun

    Aftersun

    ★★★★★

    where’s the viewer discretion for emotional damage? because damn, that hurts

  • TÁR

    TÁR

    ★★★★

    Portrait of a conductor loses her career

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★★

    this movie is explosive in every way and out of every orifices possible

  • TÁR

    TÁR

    ★★★★

    Lydia Tár probably has a 1.5/5 and a spicy pepper on her RateMyProfessor

  • Triangle of Sadness

    Triangle of Sadness

    ★★★★½

    watching rich people suffering is low key my favorite genre