Suspiria ★½

An overly bloated, onanistic mess that goes on and on for far too long. It changes up the intense colors of the original in favor of a drab and lifeless palette to portray it's ever so ugly version of Berlin, a cesspool of negativity filled with repulsive characters and an obnoxious number of Tilda Swintons. There are some rather inspired horror scenes here and there, but that alone can't save the movie from it's worst sin: talking a whole lot without saying absolutely anything.

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