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a mixture of serious and silly reviews
I don’t do half stars!!! it’s all or nothing you cowards!!

Favorite films

  • The Virgin Suicides
  • Triangle of Sadness
  • Gone Girl
  • Coraline

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  • Nerve


  • The Disaster Artist


  • The Room

  • Big Shark

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  • Black Swan

    Black Swan


    The White Swan / The Black Swan 

    To reflect, while simultaneously contrast, the virgin-like innocence that Nina possesses with the side of her that is severely neurotic. To encapsulate The Black Swan is to encapsulate the complete loss of Nina’s sanity. 

    Metamorphosis into the evil twin. 

    The audience not knowing what is reality and what is a product of Nina’s delusion and need to critique herself to Thomas’ idea of perfection is portrayed so well that it could induce a panic attack.

  • The Bling Ring

    The Bling Ring


    i am sleep deprived, but i am determined to give this movie the review it deserves. 

    this review was written while listening to drives to and from school in 2007 (determined as necessary to listen to when reading this review)

    with a 2.8 star average rating, The Bling Ring is nostalgic to those (me) who grew up in the 2000's with a materialistic 20 something-year-old mother who fulfilled her fantasies of wealth and fame through binge watching The Hills, The Girls Next…

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  • Nerve



    this movie was so incredibly life changing for me as a 15 year old i actually owe it my life yeah

  • The Room

    The Room

    oh, hi!

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