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  • Whiplash
  • Tom at the Farm
  • Suspiria
  • Margaret

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  • Stardust

    ★★★★

  • The Princess Bride

    ★★★★★

  • Sharp Objects

    ★★★★★

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

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  • Sharp Objects

    Sharp Objects

    ★★★★★

    best of all time

    camille who in her girlhood had been abused by every single person she knew, who has only ever harmed herself, is finally able to save a sister after losing every girl she’s cared for, including herself, only to find that sister is violently murdering & abusing other young girls… *wailing*

  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    “He social network-ed her.”

    long asf for no reason… but fun

    1. SERENA WILLIAMS READING PYNCHON HAD ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    2. i thought ethan hawke was the celeb cameo everyone was raving about and i was like YEAHHH then when hugh grant opened that door GASPS AND CHEERS heard all around… to me that’s cinema

    3. i love daniel craig already but awww little gay benoit blanc in his wide leg linen girl pants, he’s my best friend ever

    4. this isn’t…

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  • Zola

    Zola

    ★★★★½

    PUSSY IS WORTH THOUSANDS BITCH

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ★★★★★

    “Well done, my brave little knight.”

    hypnotic, brilliant, genre bending, erotic, a bildungsroman.

    i think it was perfect. everything i’ve been waiting for and more.

    gorgeously executed, lowery does it again! this is his magnum opus, his directing having matured beautifully since a ghost story. the soundtrack is hauntingly beautiful, i want it to live in my head forever. very portrait of a lady on fire esque, we’re in a choral soundtrack renaissance. 

    dev patel is fantastic in his most…